1. It better boost my superior EGO (I did spend 12 hours in a line like a homeless)
2. To schmooze my girlfriend, wife, secretary, lover, kids or all the previously mentioned
3. I got too much CASH per say!
4. Apple said it sounds better, the looks crisper and it will tap dance for YOU!
5. I’m the first one getting it, since I am dead last on everything else in LIFE!
6. It syncs with my I-Tunes, I-Mac, I-Pad, I-Couch, I-Toilet and I-Wife….
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